There is a message that I need to get out to the world:
We are destroying the beauty of written English. I'm not talking about using
impact as a verb. I don't care about that. I mean,
festoon was a noun for two centuries before it became a verb. I'm pretty happy with a lot of nouns that have become verbs.
Language evolves.
I don't care about business jargon or self-help talk, either. And I won't even get into using
literal as
figurative. I'm talking about something more insidious.
Let me explain before I identify the problem.
Two words, in particular, stick in my craw because I hear them all the time: historical and inspirational. These two words have nearly replaced
historic and
inspiring in popular culture, and pop culture is where we get used to using words. Once we grow accustomed to their use in everyday use, the devolution of the written language begins.
You may not think these words are too bad or a sign of the decline of English, but
they clutter the language with extra letters, sounds, and syllables that writers don't need when they seek clarity.
Is one suffix not enough? Do more syllables make people feel smarter?
I know historical and inspirational are actual words, but
epidemical is supposedly a word, too. We never use it because it's an adjective, just like
epidemic. So when something becomes widespread